DAY ONE OF THE HIPSTER ACADEMY. Yes. That’s right. This is my very first day to EVER allow ANYONE to have the honor of reading about my journey to become the amazing person called a “hipster”. In case you haven’t heard of the rare, sexy CREATURE (you're welcome, Neena), a hipster is someone who goes outside of the social norms. Listening to Brittany, Rihanna, or Eminem? You won’t find a hipster doing the same. Wearing sweatpants from Aero? A hipster would rather set them on fire. Often, hipster guys have 2 ways of expressing their hipster-ness through fashion – they can either look queer or like a homeless guy. Hipster girls have so many more options. The can be hipster-preppy, have a lesbian-hipster thing goin’ on, or they can just be a plain, regular hipster. My name is Ella Robertson, and I one day hope to be one of these amazing creatures. Of course, I don’t exactly want to come off as queer, but a mix between preppy-hipster and regular hipster will be what I’m aiming for. From this time today until December, me and my friend Neena will attempt to master the hipster culture through music, art, and just being awesome. Then, from December until March we’ll work on getting the perfect hipster look through clothes. We will be hipsters-in-training. We have’nt set official rules up yet, but I’ll post them as soon as we official-ize them. Wish us luck, and stay tuned.
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